Hello, My Name is Katherine and i'm 17,
Aperture Laboratories Test Subject,
New Vegas Courier,
Gender and Sexuality Studies:
Computer Science and Engineering:
Choaked at Theater
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
Witty ads that would get my attention and satisfy my intelligence.
"Grafic design? Come on, you’ll end up drawing advertisement for like, cars or something - and you don’t even like cars. You can’t make ad witty it’s just annoying."
Well now listen here you lil shit.
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
My old political science professor, Dr. Herndon dressed in his usual attire.
Finally got a photo of him! His office door is the tardis and he usually has his sonic screwdriver but not at this moment.
Dr. Herndon is THE BEST.